Pars Hilton is the Death of Cartoons

I still cannot believe that Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton have their own cartoon. Is nothing sacred!? (Pink is the New Blog)

Brittany Murphy may clean up okay, but she still annoys the crap out of me. (Hollywood Tuna)

I don't mind seeing Eva Green naked, but do we really need to see Daniel Craig go full frontal in the new James Bond movie? I mean really? (A Socialite's Life)

Carmen Electra wants you to know that her marriage is A-Ok. And I want Carmen Electra to know that I don't care. (IDLYITW)

You know, I just like saying Gael Garcia Bernal. (Just Jared)

Clay Aiken's fans are suing his record company for hiding the fact that he's gay. But seriously, did you really need them to point it out to you? (DListed)

Whatever could Demi Moore be hiding? Could it be a baby bump? (Popsugar)

Paula Abdul needs to shut up, and thank Simon Cowell for saving her from a life of cleaning the grill at Burger King. (Hollywood Rag)

I'd be careful hugging Tom Cruise if I were you. You might catch Scientology. (CityRag)

Anyone else think Christina Aguilera looks like a blow-up sex doll. (Yeeeah!)