Gossip is So Gay

Aquaman just keeps getting gayer, and gayer. (A Socialite's Life)

Hell, maybe Ricky Martin should be Aquaman. (DListed)

Catherine Zeta Jones is a MAN, Baby! (Popsugar)

Britney Spears may look better with make-up, but she's still fat. (Pink is the New Blog)

Adrianne Curry, the original "Top Model," is nowhere near the top. (Hollywood Tuna)

Who the hell would bid on an auction to talk to Kristen Cavalleri? (IDLYITW)

Nicole Kidman may or may not be getting married next month. Don't people usually send out wedding invitations a bit earlier than that? (Just Jared)

Hahahaha! Eminem is so fat! I don't think looking like the Pillsbury dough boy is very bad ass. (Hollywood Rag)

Sandra Bernhardt is really unattractive. I mean really unattractive. (CityRag)