Like Romeo and Juliet (with Herpes)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. (Just Jared)

Who would stalk Jennifer Garner? (DListed)

Natalie Portman is still really pretty. (CityRag)

Madonna will be the new face of Louis Vuitton. So they want to have an ugly face? (Pink is the New Blog)

Katy Perry has a lollipop stuck in her cleavage. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still fighting. (PopSugar)

Suri Cruise is the most powerful alien kid in Hollywood. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears doesn't like her new laid back lifestyle. (IDLYITW)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are having problems. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears says she got married for the wrong reasons. No shit. (Hollywood Rag)

Supposedly, Brad and Angie are mad at Jen. (Popbytes)