Sears Photo Department

Britney Spears pretends to have a happy family life. (Just Jared)

Marisa Miller's ass doesn't get the attention it deserves. (CollegeHumor)

Spot the fake Kim Kardashian ass. (CityRag)

Damn, Alyssa Milano is sexy. (Popoholic)

Tyra Banks goes crimpin' crazy. (DListed)

Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dunzo? (Pink is the New Blog)

Fergie gets leggy in London. (PopSugar)

China is suing Sharon Stone for 1 Billion Dollar. Or maybe they meant Yuan. (Celebslam)

Paris Hilton is getting sued for not promoting her crap movie. (IDLYITW)

Jennie Garth thinks Tori Spelling is worth it. She's wrong. (Socialite Life)

Linday Lohan wants to be Jewish. (Hollywood Rag)

Shiloh vs. Suri on the cutest tabloid cover ever. (Popbytes)