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Jessica Simpson gets Photoshopped for the cover of Elle. (DListed)

I would totally make out with Diane Lane, Angie Harmon, or Eva Mendes. No question. (CollegeHumor)

Are Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gossling back together? (Pink is the New Blog)

Looks like Matthew Broderick missed his chance to get away from Sarah Jessica Parker. (PopSugar)

Amanda Bynes keeps it tight. (Popoholic)

Mischa Barton is on another magazine cover. But I still don't know why. (Defamer)

Lindsay and her man hit the vets. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears deals with losing custody of her kids. (IDLYITW)

Christina Milian is your fashion disaster of the day. (Socialite Life)

Name that celebrity crack. (CityRag)

Avril Lavigne won't let any of her backup dancers go blonde. (Hollywood Rag)