I Hate Him

Natalie Portman is still dating the Superdouche. (PopSugar)

Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love: Separated at fug. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston is ass-tastic. (CityRag)

Britney Spears is on the loose. (Pink is the New Blog)

They don't get any hotter than Petra Nemcova. (Popoholic)

This is what Amy Winehouse used to look like. (Celebslam)

$1 million sounds like a lot for Ashlee Simpson's wedding pictures. (Just Jared)

Shania Twain's ex-husband cheated on her. (IDLYITW)

Rumer Willis keeps trying, keeps failing. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton should never be allowed to have kids. (Hollywood Rag)

Liv Tyler is bringing in the fug. (Popbytes)