Under the Sea… Is Where She Belongs

Katie Price is the little skank mermaid. (DListed)

Ellen Page is cute, funnier than Jay Leno (but who isn't, really?). (Defamer)

Heidi Klum is good for a quickie. (Popoholic)

Oh no! Paris Hilton has a twin!? (CollegeHumor)

Courtney Love is a pill-popper. (Pink is the New Blog)

I hope Fergie's fitness tips don't include Meth. (PopSugar)

Britney Spears donated $25,000 to the Idol Gives Back charity. (Just Jared)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are finally getting married. (IDLYITW)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't broken up. (A Socialite's Life)

More celebrity sex dolls. (CityRag)

Madonna before and after the gym. (Hollywood Rag)