Worst. Picture. Ever.

Did Eva Longoria get fat, or is that just a really bad photo? And what's up with her hands? (PopSugar)

Kate Beckinsale is basically perfect. (CollegeHumor)

Heidi Montag supports John McCain, and vice versa. (DListed)

I really don't want to know about Madonna's sex life. (Pink is the New Blog)

Christina Ricci looks like a Manga cartoon. (Popoholic)

Madonna is in touch with her masculine side. Obviously. (Celebslam)

The New Kids on the Block are back with a new album and tour. What year is this? (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz is fine with not being in a relationship. (IDLYITW)

If I ever hear anyone say Mariah Carey is better than The Beatles I will punch them in the face. (A Socialite's Life)

Celine Dion smokes pot. (CityRag)

Britney Spears got a job offer from PETA. (Hollywood Rag)

Could Britney and K-Fed get back together? (Popbytes)