Mmmmm…. Elisha……

Elisha Cuthbert is soooooooooooo hot. (CollegeHumor)

Paris Hilton may have a little less money. (Hollywood Tuna)

Technically, Jessica Albais naked. (eBaum's World)

Michelle Pfeiffer is still one damn hot lady. (DListed)

Who is Britney Spears' new man? (Pink is the New Blog)

Why does Mary-Kate Olsen have a pot-belly? She isn't actually eating, is she? (PopSugar)

As you might have guessed, Lindsay Lohan's new movie didn't do very well at the box office. (IDLYITW)

Rosario Dawson's legs are deadly weapons. (Popoholic)

Seriously, I really don't want to hear Britney Spears' cousin, Alli Sims, sing. (Just Jared)

Faith Hill is determined to protect her man's junk. (A Socialite's Life)

Cindy Crawford is also still really hot. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton has been cast in a sci-fi musical movie, so you know how good that's gonna be. (Hollywood Rag)