Time to Wash That Hair, Madge

Madonna goes green... and grungy. (PopSugar)

Jennifer Aniston keeps it classy. (Hollywood Tuna)

The eternal reason to love Lindsay Lohan: Her breasts. (CollegeHumor)

Danielle Lloyd looks great in lingerie. (Horny Oyster)

Is Paris Hilton's boyfriend wearing make up? His eyes look a bit funny. (DListed)

Don't mess with Jennifer Hudson when she's in a bad mood. (Pink is the New Blog)

What's up with Joss Stone's crazy leggings. (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise throws out Katie Holmes' high heels, cuz he's so damn short. (PopBytes)

Jennifer Lopez seems to be having marriag problems. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie tops the list for Sin City 2. (Popoholic)

Dina Lohan likes to pary just as much as Lindsay. (A Socialite's Life)

Demi Moore's "classic" striptease from, well, Striptease. (CityRag)

Britney Spears denies having liposuction. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie giving enemas is a bad, bad idea. (CelebNewsWire)