Kelly is Hot, Tara is Dumb

Kelly Brook makes 2007 that much hotter. (Popoholic)

Paris and Britney voted worst role models. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tara Reid was too drunk/stupid to even count down from 10. Seriously, how dumb do you have to be!? (CollegeHumor)

Angelina Jolie as the Virgin Mary? Okay. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears wasn't "tired," she was "exhausted." (DListed)

Kid Rock wants to beat up Tommy Lee, but it might help to find the right house first. (Popsugar)

The O.C. got cancelled. We all knew it would happen, but that doesn't mean it isn't sad. (Just Jared)

Demi Moore explains why she's with Ashton Kutcher. Just in case you care. (A Socialite's Life)

Whitney Houston is selling her crap. Make sure to check the pockets for Crack. (CityRag)

Ryan Phillippe wants Reese Witherspoon back. Well, who wouldn't? (Hollywood Rag)

Brandon Davis just keeps getting more disgusting. (CelebNewsWire)

Tera Patrick is probably the best person to give sex tips. (FHM)

Kate Moss says she didn't marry Pete Doherty. (Celebrity Nation)

Dwight or Andy? The ThighMaster lets you know what'll be cool for school in 2007. (Thighs Wide Shut)