Wind Her Down

Someone really needs to stop Gwen Stefani from singing. (Just Jared)

Mariah Carey, Mary Carey, what's the difference? (Hollywood Tuna)

Paris Hilton defends Britney Spears via MySpace. (Pink is the New Blog)

Courtney Love is just another celebrity who gets to go free instead of head to jail where she belongs. (DListed)

Everyone loves Tom Hanks. Everyone hate Tom Cruise. (IDLYITW)

I had a feeling Paris Hilton wan't engaged. (Popsugar)

Joe Rogan may not use racial obscenities when dealing hecklers, but he's still fucking mean. (CollegeHumor)

Is Jennifer Lopez planning to adopt? (A Socialite's Life)

I'm not big into video games, but I am into Maria Menounos, Eva Mendes, Rachel Leigh Cook, and Hayden Panettiere at the Spike Video Game Awards. (Popoholic)

Tori Spelling's garage sale had some weird shit, and weird people. (CityRag)

Eddie Murphy is crazy. So what's new? (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears found herself a whole new douchebag. (MollyGood)

Rosie O'Donnell is a racist. She's also fat and annoying, but we knew that already. (Defamer)

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