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bill-swift - November 22, 2006

Nicole Richie fired her stylist. Now she's going to have to make herself look retarded all on her own. (Dlisted)

Jay-Z can't be very cool if Paris in the audience. (Hollywood Tuna)

Michael Richards is KKKramer. (CollegeHumor)

What does rapper Kevin Federline have in common with rapper Biz Markie? Not talent, that's for sure. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michael Richards wants to say he's sorry. (IDLYITW)

Rosie O'Donnell calls Kelly Ripa homophobic. I call them both annoying. (Popsugar)

Jennifer Lopez has lost some weight. Too bad is isn't that thing on her arm. (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford doesn't do kiddie porn. (A Socialite's Life)

Eliza Dushku is back and better than ever. (Popoholic)

What the hell happened to Carrot Top's face? (CityRag)

K-Fed's lying lawyer says that everyone else is a liar while he lies about lying. (Hollywood Rag)

Director Robert Altman dies at 81. (Defamer)

Jennifer Lopez gets spoofed, porno style. (Yeeeah!)

Borat is funny, but not after you hear the same joke a bazillion times. (Junkiness)

Super Video Bonus:

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and The Olsen Twins take on Wilmer Valderrama and his Super Crabs.

That's right, The Superficial Friends are Back!

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