The White Trash Returns

Britney Spears is back to being ugly. That was fast. (DListed)

Robbie Williams isn't good enough for Lindsay. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mario and Luigi visit Vice City. Funniest. Robot Chicken clip. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Kevin Federline wants custody of the kids. Good luck with that. (Pink is the New Blog)

Daniel Baldwin stole a car. And that's news how? (IDLYITW)

Her make-up may be good, but I wouldn't call Sarah Jessica Parker's face "flawless." (Popsugar)

Jude Law runs to avoid getting a parking ticket. (Just Jared)

Courtney Love gets free legal advice, but you have to pay for it. (A Socialite's Life)

Keeley dresses up as Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears. (Popoholic)

Ciara makes love to the microphone in her new video. Literally. (CityRag)

Reese Witherspoon officially filed her divorce papers. (Hollywood Rag)

Rod Stewart is way too interested in his daughter's fake breasts. (CelebNewsWire)

Even William Shatner loves Jeri Ryan's amazing boobs. (FHM)