Hottest. Girl. Ever.

If you're wondering who the hottest girl in the world is, I'll tell you. It's Keeley Hazell. (Popoholic)

I want to be Maria Menounos' lap dog. (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna is such an Angelina wannabe. She just adopted a baby from Africa. And now you have the latest celebrity trend. At least it's better than Kabbalah. (DListed)

Maggie Gyllenhaal did it the old-fashioned way, and popped out a baby girl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Why do hot girls fall for Nick Carter? Oh right, cuz they're dumb. (IDLYITW)

So, you're telling me that when Britney Spears inevitably kicks Kevin Federline out on his pathetic ass, he gets $10 Million? Talk about falling ass backwards into it. (Popsugar)

Do you really want to know more about the Screech Sex Tape? I mean, really? (Defamer)

Fergie can look good sometimes. Those times, however, involve lots of Photoshopping. (Just Jared)

Barbara Streisand is also no stranger to Photoshop. (CityRag)

You might not want to take financial advice from Hilary Duff. (A Socialite's Life)

Here's the real question: What isn't wrong with Anna Nicole Smith? (Hollywood Rag)

Bikini bull riding? Okay, you've got my attention. (CollegeHumor)