Way Too Much Britney Spears

Surf's up for Uma Thurman. (Just Jared)

Cindy Crawford's kid has a bad attitude. (A Socialite's Life)

Take a look back at the year in Spederline. Gross. (Pink is the New Blog)

And as that wasn't enough to make you hate her, check out Britney Spears' ridiculously huge house. (Hollywood Rag)

And she wants more kids. When will it end!? (CelebNewsWire)

Billy Zane is a complete tool. (Hollywood Tuna)

Frankie Muniz is engaged? WTF!? (Perez Hilton)

Seriously, someone tell me what the deal is with Kristin Cavalleri, and why she's gonna be on Veronica Mars and in an Al Pacino movie? (Popsugar)

Tom Cruise was dorky as a kid too. (CityRag)

Janice Dickinson is getting her own show on Oxygen. I wonder if she knows you can't get high from that kind of oxygen? (Glitterati)