They’re Practically Identical

Britney Spears and Ursula from The Little Mermaid: Separated at birth. (CityRag)

Why does PETA think that Pamela Anderson naked will attract much attention? It's old news, fellas. (Hollywood Tuna)

Teri Hatcher was the only "Housewife" not at Marcia Cross' wedding. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears thinks moving back to Louisiana will help with her marriage problems. Too bad it won't help with her White Trash problems. (IDLYITW)

Keith Olbermann really sticks it to Bill O'Reily. (A Socialite's Life)

Nelly Furtado's thong would like to say hello. (Taxi Driver)

The real question is why did ABC ever hire Star Jones in the first place? (DListed)

Mr. and Mrs. Boring aka Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman hit the ocean on their honeymoon. (Just Jared)

Kate Moss is back at Burberry. (Popsugar)

Hilary Duff doesn't like liars. (Hollywood Rag)

Nicole Richie and Matt Dillon? I think I just threw up in my mouth. (CelebNewsWire)

Baseball coaches can be really big babies. (CollegeHumor)