bill-swift - July 18, 2015
Maybe all the kids aren't pulling for Lindsey Vonn booty. Silly little human beings. But my inner child leapt with joy upon seeing the downhill racer in a backless tight bootied thingamajig last nigth at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Sports Awards. I'm not sure that's even a thing, But Lindsey showed up sporting some sports bra tan lines and one sculpted bottom indicative of a hardcore lady athlete and all-around blonde hottie.
Now that she's free of the weird draw of Tiger Woods, Lindsey is once more one of the most eligible bachelorettes on the Tinsel Town scene. Tall and strong and blonde and hot and fun-curvy bodied. Not to mention talented and I hear a pretty decent skier. It won't be long before she's seen together with some leading man, which will cause me to bite my knuckles and curse my fate and turn to my library of Lindsey Vonn hot photos and take some moments to myself in the loo. We all deal with grief in our own way. Mine requires cover band music. Enjoy.
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