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Lindsey Shaw Barely Covered Funbags In New Movie ‘Temps’

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bill-swift - April 12, 2016

Talk about mixed feelings. When I heard Lindsey Shaw of Nickelodeon renown and more recently Pretty Little Liars was in a sexy new movie, I kind of had my hopes up for some raw topless prurient unadulterated ogle time with the lights out and the shades drawn. The underrated hottie doesn't quite live up to expectations in the new movie Temps, albeit she does show off far more than Nick would allow, and some lucky bastard gets to serve as hand-bra for her glorious orbs. 

Life is all about managing expectations. Admittedly, I have a tendency to let my most wild fantasies and wishes take over the logical part of my brain. What else can you do in the face of so many ridiculously hot women without their clothes on? Precisely. I'm the real victim here. Hold me, Lindsey Shaw. I need soothing. Yes, my unusually small baby hands make your sweet jugs look even larger. Let's get married for a weekend and express our feelings without words. I'll bring the martini shaker and lubricants. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: "Temps" Grandex



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