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Lex Jurgen - May 26, 2017

Finding see-through bras you can wear as tops out to paparazzi laden nightspots is no simple task. Desperation slut wear brings up no search results on Amazon. Though this is precisely how you separate from the pack of also-ran big titters. Figure out your size, purchase two full sizes smaller. Dance like nobody's watching.

Just yesterday we celebrated Lindsey Pelas' achievements in the tit arts. A woman who rose above the thousands of two-titters who would be queen. She's earned herself a nice slice of unfounded influencer dollars. If you can smile when your breasts are slopping out of your top in front of dozens of cameras, you're half way to a ho heptathlon title. 

Blonds with ginormous tubes is hardly a new occupation. It follows unambitious rich kid and motorcycle accident settlement millionaire as job codes you'd hate to admit you'd take in a second. If Hollywood teaches any lesson it's that new isn't nearly as good as repackaging the old with an epic trailer set to German operatic music. 

 

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