lindsays lies might be come back to haunt her

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editor - May 21, 2010

The problem with randomly lying about any and all topics is that it's impossible to keep your story straight, especially when you're dumb or drunk or high or, more likely in this case, all three.

Monday Lindsay said she couldn't get a plane ticket because all the planes were full (and was lying). One day later she said she had a plane ticket all along but then her passport got stolen. She says she even went to the airport and tried to board the flight but they wouldn't let her.

There's a million pictures of Lindsay at Cannes, none of them at the airport, but whatever. Let's just pretend she did buy a plane ticket and had every intention of appearing in court on time. She better hope that's the case, because the DA would love to see some proof.

Danette Meyers, the district attorney handling the case, told Radar Online exclusively that she'll be "asking for a warrant to be issued and [is] okay with it being held.
"However, I will be asking Judge [Marsha] Revel to have Lindsay and her lawyer bring her plane ticket -- which would prove that she planned on being here in court today," Meyers told us exclusively.

It's discouraging that the DA is okay with the warrant being held. I'd have a SEAL time repel down her hotel and shoot out her windows then drag her ass back under a net in the back of a C-17.

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