editor - August 2, 2010
She was released to a waiting vehicle and did not walk out the front entryway. That avoided a spectacle similar to when Paris Hilton was released after serving a jail stint in 2007.
And that's why there aren't a million pictures of her today. But she's probably in that GMC Yukon, because police escorted it from her jail to UCLA where she'll spend 90 days in drug rehab.
Hopefully the deputies let her spend a thousand dollars making her hair shine like a golden sunbeam as she watched the media grow and practiced different facial expressions in the mirror. And then when she dramatically stepped out of the bathroom and was ready to leave, they pushed her in a laundry cart and rolled it out back by the dumpster. In a perfect world they would have sealed her in a coffin, and she and her new friend would be taken to the morgue first, but the laundry cart is better than nothing.
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