Lindsay Lohan Will Cheat on You

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bill-swift - June 10, 2006

Taking into account the number of guys that Lindsay Lohan has been linked to, the statistical probability of getting you're shot with her is becoming increasingly likely. However, should you find yourself in the sitaution where you can make your move (a Hollywood nightclub, award show, poolside at the Chateau Marmont), and end up "hitting it," don't get too attached.

Yes, Linsay Lohan may be open to any number of casual daliances at this point in her life, but the soon-to-be 20-year-old is not looking for anything long term. According to, in fact, she'll leave your ass as soon as she finds someone else. Which would be rather quick I imagine.

Lindsay Lohan feels like the man when she falls in love, because she can't stay faithful to her partner.

The Mean Girls star insists she's too young and has too many crushes to settle down with just one guy.

She tells style magazine Harper's Bazaar, "I've become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date."

Regardless, Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly the type of girl you bring home to meet the parents. Cocaine, alcohol, and celebrity cat-fights aside, I'm not sure holding a conversation is really in the cards. Sure she's built for a fun night out, and in, but if you're looking for something long term, try going after Natalie Portman, though, she might be a little out of your league.

Also, let's just take a moment and talk about how Lindsay Lohan is like the Seinfeld girl who only looks good in the right lighting. In this set of pictures, she goes from looking great, to looking terrible, in a flash. Literally. This girl confuses me.

Check out lots more pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking good, and not good, after the jump.

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