Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit On A Yacht

Lindsay Lohan credits her new underaged Russian boyfriend with everything from inspiring her to get back into acting to eradicating her herpes with Stoli shooters and Eastern black magic. Less credited is his willingness to front recreational drug money and stay mum on how Lohan's several years past going braless on a moving watercraft. 

Egor Tarabasov leased a luxury yacht for the week in Cannes to fuck the shit out of Lohan while the Parent Trap played on endless loop on the big screen. She played both parts and she was only twelve. Now cum like a bear, you rich foreign dupe. Those holes in your condom are for her pleasure. Nobody's taken home a paycheck in the Lohan family since the Bush administration. This yacht seems nice.

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