Lindsay Lohan needs a sponser to pay for rehab

Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any money because work is no fun and drugs are expensive, so it makes you wonder how she's gonna pay for 4 months in rehab at the prestigious Betty Ford Center. And apparently it makes her wonder too, because she has absolutely no idea. Popeater says...

"Lindsay can't afford to pay for treatment," a friend told me. "Three months at the facility will cost her almost $50,000, which she doesn't have."
"There is simply no money left," an insider tells me. "Lindsay manages to live high off the generosity of others. However asking for free clothes and dinners at fancy restaurants is one thing, asking for $50,000 cash is something totally different. Her people tried and failed to sell her first post rehab interview for big bucks, so her only option now is to find some sort of sponsor."

Well I'm not just gonna give her 50 grand, but I will take a look if they have some sort of proposal spelling out what she'll be doing in return. And just to be clear, if the words "backdoor" and "cum-soaked" and "swallow" aren't on there, go back and rewrite it.