Lindsay Lohan Launches Her Men’s Clothing Line

Lindsay Lohan just launched her line of skater wear for young men at Pac Sun. I know teens are impressionable fucks, but I'm wondering which part of the myth of Lindsay Lohan might attract even the most moronic freshman mall rat. The line is called My Addiction, lending the street cred of Lindsay's losing battle with drugs and alcohol to the purchase inducement of her spread eagle in advertisements. Now I'm wondering which kid doesn't buy this merch. If you're going to get your ass kicked by seniors in the bathroom, why not doing it dressed in Lindsay Lohan's clothes. That's the stuff of high school legends.

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