Lindsay Lohan is already breaking the law again

This story about Lindsay Lohan running a stop sign because she was racing to a bar this weekend, just 5 days after getting out of rehab, is so full of shocking surprises, you should probably check with your physician before you read it. Fox News says...

Early Sunday morning the just-released-from-rehab star was pulled over by cops after running a red light, X17Online.com reports.
The 24-year-old actress was trying to get to the Chateau Marmont Hotel, the scene of many of her previous late-night shenanigans.
On probation after completing two weeks in jail and court appointed rehab, the star, driving a $150,000 Maserati GranTurismo, with 433 horses under the hood, apparently used a few of those horses to try to put some distance between her and the following paparazzi.
After she was stopped, Lohan was let off with a warning.

That last part should make the people of LA feel nice and safe. The cop pulled over someone with a long and well documented record of reckless driving, who ran a stop sign because it stood between her and a bar, and he couldn't even be bothered to write her a ticket. Awesome. Maybe he could change out her license plates for some fake ones next time too. She's a celebrity after all, we can't have some snitch droppin a dime on her.