bill-swift - January 19, 2007
If you didn't know already, Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab, but don't worry, she's having a great time. She's chilling out, relaxing, chilaxing, even. But you don't have to take my word for it, Lindsay Lohan said so herself in a phone interview with OK! Magazine.
I'm doing so great, thanks. I'm fine. Nothing to worry about. Thank you so much for checking in, I do appreciate it. I'm actually watching American Idol at the moment and laughing so hard!
Um, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be on the phone in rehab, but whatever. Of course, if that's not enough to convince you that Lindsay Lohan's rehab experience is off to a super duper start, just ask her mother, Dina Lohan. She chatted with Star Magazine, and had this to say:
I'm so proud of her. She's really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally. She's in an amazing, phenomenal place. She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don't know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine -- she's amazingly fine.
Wow! Lindsay is amazingly fine. If you ask me, Dina Lohan needs a bit of time in rehab too, because from the sound of it, she's got to be high on something.
At least we don't have to worry about a newly clean and sober Lindsay Lohan ruining our future gossip news. As far as I can tell, she's gonna come out the other end just itching to relapse, and boy are we going to be there for every second of it. This is just the beginning.
And here are some Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures. Just because.
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