jhanson - September 2, 2016
Lindsay Lohan posted a photo to Instagram complaining that her ex-boyfriend has not apologized to her yet. No word on whether he's apologized to his family for dating Lindsay Lohan. This is what passes for communication these days. It's impossible to make a coherent point on Twitter yet a certain percentage of the population reads it like it's Gospel.
The net result is a ton of confused idiots. Ironically the photo she posted was recently taken by Terry Richardson, who doesn't charge for his work but will pin you down and jizz on your ear lobe. The women's mags are clamoring to pay for his work and are also looking for dumbed down articles on rape culture:
"Maybe I go back to blonde? #noboyfriend #stillneedimsorry @terryrichardson #work... We planned to marry in Lake Como next May. All I wanted was to get married and settle down. I’ve always wanted four kids, and Egor and I talked about having a family."
Really have you always wanted four kids or just today while you were high and rambling? Doing coke for over a decade and having orgies with the Olsen Twins isn't the traditional path to family life. This guy got out while he was ahead. Look for her to rebound with Elon Musk. That alleged genius sure has a lot of time on his hands.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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