Lindsay Lohan: Banned, Stalked and Slutty

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bill-swift - August 18, 2006

Another week, another load of Lindsay Lohan news. In some ways, it's like a bad cold you can't shake, or an addiction to whisky and cocaine that you don't want to quit. Anyway, here's the Lindsay news from this week that I've been too lazy to get to until now.

First off, Justin Timberlake and his people have banned Lindsay Lohan from his album launch concert, reports The Sun. According to a source, Timberlake and his management don't want a drunken, coked out Lindsay ruining his comeback show.

Justin's gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album.

He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn't need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career." I would imagine Lindsay threw a wobbly when the bad news was broken to her.

That's probably a smart move on their part, and not a bad way to get that extra bit of press, too. Of course, it will all be for naught if they forget to ban Paris Hilton.

And while daily scandal is one thing, what's a Hollywood starlet without her very own stalker. Lindsay revealed that she's been receiving letters from a 20-year-old fan, begging to meet her, says PR Inside.

He says he's going to be at the Chateau Marmont hotel before my birthday and prove to me that we're meant to be together, even if he has to take me away and teach me. There is a picture of him there. It's scary.

I'm sure it's scary to have guys follwing you around, trying to get close to you, but it's easy to get confused with the types of signals that Lindsay sends out. After all, Lindsay tends to be rather promiscuous (that's slutty for those of you who don't like the big words), and while we just thought it was her natural state, it seems there is a reason for her amourous behavior, and according to, that reason is Sex and the City.

Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people. If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else.

There's definitely something to be said for sexual liberation, but at a certain point, it stops being sexy, and starts being, well, nasty. This girl is soon going to find herself either pregnant, or infected with the venerial disease du jour, or both.

And of course, what would a Lindsay Lohan post be without some Lindsay Lohan pictures? And fittingly, Lindsay has moved on from wearing side-boob revealing potato sacks, to this lovely bed sheet number. Frankly, I prefered the potato sack. And for someone who says she hates the paparazzi, she sure does like to play to the camera. More pictures after the jump.

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