Lindsay Lohan Braless Pictures Highlight Her Stately Prison Rack

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bill-swift - September 1, 2010

Someday, I'd like to be a probation officer for wayward celebrity hotties:

Hello, Ms. Hilton, I'm going to need to check your high thigh GPS bracelet.

Are we hiding something in our shirt today, Ms. Lohan?

C'mon, Martha Stewart, gotta check your cabinets for knickknacks.

Oh, please, I'm not so horrible, I'd warm my hands before my court-ordered body searches. Of course, as Lindsay Lohan braless pictures reveal, there's not much ability to store contraband when your fabulous full boobs are braless and free beneath your tank top. Lindsay must have had her dance card full during jail social hour. Just look at the nipple-poking balls of fun on young Ms. Firecrotch. We've already declared the return of ginger hotness for Lindsay Lohan, this kind of seals the deal on the return of the amazing and boobtastic body. Enjoy.

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