Lily-Rose Depp Poses For Photos In Sexy, Silvery Dress For Chanel Fashion Launch

I know this is petty, but just once I would really like to see the child of two gorgeous people turn out to be appallingly ugly. Lily-Rose is the daughter of Johnny Depp and some French chick that I do not know, but it is safe to assume is beautiful as well, so of course Lily-Rose is going to be a knockout. They named her after two flowers that have nothing to do with each other, they knew exactly what she was going to become.

I would just appreciate it if two beautiful people who thought they were safe in reproducing because their offspring would be pretty and their future would be set would instead be stuck with an ugly baby. It would only be ugly for a short time, because once it was old enough they would pay to have it fixed up, but until that time they would have to look upon the Elephant Man that they created. That should be enough to knock them down a couple of pegs.

I do feel bad that an innocent life has to take the brunt of the punishment, but sometimes collateral damage is necessary for petty vengeance.

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