Licki Brush Is The Ultimate Cat Weirdo Tool

Very often I am woken up with painful cat licks on my arm. I let them give me some kitty kisses for like 10 seconds and then I put a stop to it because it friggin' hurts. I know they are doing it out of love an all but enough is enough. I have two cats and I love them but I don't LOVE them, if you know what I mean. I'm not one of those people that has an inappropriate relationship with my cat. Maybe it's because I have friends and a sex life. I feel that I can show my cats I care by petting them, feeding them, and cleaning up their poop rocks. I don't feel the need to lick them back. Cats show affection for each other by grooming each other with their tongues. A Kickstarter for a cat brush called the Licki Brush let's you lick your way into their hearts.

It's a kitty comb that you put in your mouth and use your tongue to lick them clean. I find it incredibly unsettling. Like, give me nightmares unsettling.