bill-swift - May 6, 2011
We're still a solid month out from the summer solstice and, as predicted, the Long Hot Miley Summer has already begun, with the now barely legal teenaged pop diva embarked upon her everywhere-in-the-world-but-the-U.S.-tour around her Mozartian musical talents and, more importantly, to deck herself out in tiny little bits of clothing sure to sputter, flutter, and fail to cover her body parts on stage. Heck, Miley Cyrus hadn't even reached the stadium yet when she flashed a good solid sideboob view to the Good and Gracious Peoples of Chile and the entire ogling world. Say what you will about her insanely gravel voiced riffs and her spastic girl in neck brace type dance moves -- Miley shows skin. And it's going to be a wonderful summer. Enjoy.