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Let Ashley Graham Linger(ie) in Your Mind

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Mitch Jablonski - March 20, 2019

Whenever Ashley Graham is in lingerie, it's a cause for celebration because it is a proven scientific fact that Ashley Graham in lingerie lingers longer in your mind than a fully dressed Ashely Graham. The January issue of Scientific Proof Magazine ran a whole exposé on this phenomenon, putting in lots of hours in research before unveiling these earth shattering findings.

It's funny that they would even have to devote some time to trying to prove this when it's pretty patently obvious to the naked eye. There's no way on earth that a picture of Ashley Graham in a parka and snowpants would linger in your mind longer than a picture of Ashley Graham in some devastatingly sexy lingerie. It just seems completely and totally implausible, illogical, and frankly impossible.

I am glad that we're putting our best scientific minds behind a cause we can all support, though, as I think science really needs to spend more time on stuff that matters. It's a long, slow process to get there, but if everyone could start seeing Ashley Graham in lingerie in their mind any time of day, the world would indeed be a much better place.

Photos courtesy of MEGA

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