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Lena Dunham Abortion Envy

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jhanson - December 21, 2016

Jenny McCarthy was gross but it was an interesting juxtaposition because she was hot and you could imagine being nice to her so you could fuck her, so she could get away with it. Lena Dunham is just gross and gross. People who she appeals to must be gross too. The fat chick in your 102 English class who sat in the in pajama pants judging people and unearthed something pungent wrapped in tinfoil ten minutes in to every lecture. It's unusual for an individual to be so desperately loved by a tiny fraction of the population, yet virulently despised by the vast majority. Like Barry Bonds, if steroids made you fat and unfunny.

Dunham has a podcast where she hopes to offend deep thinkers. She recently told a fascinating yarn about how she was consoling some woman who'd had an abortion, but felt it necessary to mention that she herself had never had an abortion because seriously who would really want to fuck her. Even in your drunken state, self preservation would kick in. If you have a kid with this beast, everyone will know. It's like how you can't drown yourself without ankle weights. Pull out, it's flaccid anyway. She stated that she wishes she'd had an abortion to help wipe out the stigma of never having exercised this most praiseworthy right:

"Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had."

Even women had to rise from their menstrual cramp chairs and say that shit is pretty offensive. Presume abortions are a horrendous decision for a woman only employed when no other choice exists. For the sake of argument. Some elitist attention whore pretending to be jealous of women who've had that abortion experience is genuinely fucked up. Would she say the same about wishing she had breast cancer or jealous that she'd never experienced a beatdown rape by a gang of illegal immigrants? She probably would. For a Twinkie and five minutes of spotlight.

People like Dunham are the reason Hillary Clinton lost the election. Corpulent rich entitled blowhards from Manhattan threw their support behind her. This led every dude in the trailer park to vote for Trump out of spite. What do you know about Trump? He's got a hot wife and the world's most insufferable fat chick absolutely hates him. Where's my red hat and what time's the rally? 

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