bill-swift - October 9, 2012
Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes was strutting her bikini stuff on the beaches of Miami, but the 26-year old Angolan born pageant hottie was not alone. Nope, turns out she's the latest and greatest in the long line of Russell Simmons much younger girl-toy-friends that you get to hang with if you found something like Def Jam and earn yourself a couple hundred million.
Now, there's nothing new here to the secret recipe for an older dude to hook up with a Miss Universe and shag the shizz out of her on a Miami Beach vacation. I just feel I need to find a second way, just in case my invention of vibrating toilet paper doesn't sell as big as I'm fully expecting it to do (oh, like you're not going to try it.).
Yep, Leila Lopes is pretty damn fine, and she could be yours if... The Price Is Right. Enjoy.
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