Just Three Dudes On A Banana Boat

LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Paul went on a bro-cation together in the Bahamas and jumped onto a raft shaped like a giant banana, which has zero phallic implications, it's just the most efficient design. 

They then posed for a picture, seemingly unaware of how ridiculous they look. LeBron isn't one to laugh at himself and frequently catastrophically injures bathroom attendants for commenting on his hairline. 

No word on when the pirates jumped the ship or what the ransom is but they hit the jackpot on this one. If you have the means, definitely go to the Bahamas and stay on a giant yacht together. Like dudes. Relieve a little stress. Whatever that means to you. You're a long way from home. How do you start this thing?