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Lea Michele Throws Off Some Sweet Chestal Sextastic on ‘New Year’s Eve’ Red Carpet

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bill-swift - December 7, 2011

Of all the letters you guys send us, our very favorites begin something like this, 'My girlfriend made me go see Twilight....' Just so you know, we almost never get past this first line because we're laughing so hard, though crying on the inside for the death of your manhood. The only exception of course is the '100% guaranteed making of the sexy' post-movie role. There is no depth to which a man may plummet that is too low if the cause be so great. But it better be guaranteed, in writing, with witnesses.

All of this profound thought leads us to the upcoming release of New Years' Eve, the craptastic sequel to Valentine's Day of a couple years ago that I know in my clogged heart of hearts that many of you saw. We're not here to say you can't go see the next installment of this ball-shrinker starring Zac Efron, but we are here to tell you that you might as well toss your family jewels into the river. The icy cold river.

Nevertheless, there's no denying that chick flicks bring out some red carpet hotness, led by Lea Michele who looked about the hottest she ever looked, even with Ashton Kutcher randy bear paw wrapped around her for much of the scarlet promenade.  There are a few shots where we even think we should be seeing Lea-nip, though it might be masked by dreaded nip-tape. Either way, Lea Michele did steal the red carpet, just ahed of Sofia Vergara who simply always looks hot. Enjoy.



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