Lauren Stoner In A White Bikini On Miami Beach

Model, reality star, and the chick that used to date Michael Bay, Lauren Stoner, was heating up the beaches in Miami in a tiny white bikini. Her luscious ta-tas were on almost full display for everyone's viewing pleasure. Lauren has a pretty spectacular pair of knockers. They are like two perfectly round orbs that are so big that other smaller boobs get caught in their gravitational pull and are forced to orbit them. That's science, son. But let me say that my favorite part of these pictures is her booty. The bottoms show off a great deal of her flawless booty cheeks. Her derriere is seriously perfect. It should be dipped in bronze and put up on a pedestal as the booty that all other booties should ass-pire to be like. See what I did there?

It's just not fair that Michael Bay gets to date women this hot. The last good movie he did was...umm...you know which one I'm talking about. The one where stuff blows up a lot.