bill-swift - November 22, 2016
Realty show long and lean hottie and former Michael Bay main squeeze, Lauren Stoner continues to attact the attention of the gentleman oglers on her come out and play and tan days on Miami Beach, her home base. Lauren isn't out and about showing off her tight buns and sweet top as often as she used to, which is unfortunate, but when she arrives on the sandy shores in her lean alluring two pieces, all the hottest memories of her mammaries and derriere come flooding back.
Lauren chose the purple top and pink bikini bottoms this weekend which I like to think is some kind of signal to me that she's been receiving my secret admirer letters. Not that super secret since protocol requires me to note my inmate number and correctional facility. Still, I do send the most amazing crayon drawings depicting me picking every little last piece of quartz out of Lauren's bikinis at the end of her beach days. No, no fingers involved. That's my secret. You'll have to see the sketches. Lauren, let's make you super clean by way of naughty. I'm desperately ready. Enjoy.
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