Lauren Silverman Bikinis in Barbados With the Booty Best of Them

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bill-swift - December 23, 2014

They are still together. Lauren Silverman and Simon Cowell. I must say as a rule, never trust a man who shows off his hairy chest with reckless aplomb. By the same token, a woman who cheats on her husband and makes a baby with another man, well, I wouldn't hire her to guard my safety deposit box. Anybody steals my Fantastic Four #3 fair condition and I will be unable to retire at eighty.

Nevertheless, what Lauren Silverman seems quite adept at is post MILF bearing goodness, as in the bikini body she is flashing this Christmas holiday in Barbados with her new child and new husband. She's not exactly a supermodel, but she's hardly a slouch for a Long Island girl turned international jet-setter by way of pregnancy. She holds her own, even in the rough Barbados vacation lines of ogle sight. I give credit where credit is due. Mrs. Cowell, you might just be ready for another extra-marital fling. Meet me behind the coconut tree at nine. I'll be the naked guy on his knees pleading. Pretend it's sexy. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: INF/Splash

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