chris-littlechild - July 17, 2012
Nintendo consoles are frequently lambasted as ‘casual', or insufficiently man-tastic. While their gaming endeavors will always revolve around the nucleus of Mario and his ‘toon shenanigans (one envisions their artists as preteens on sugar highs of celestial proportions. "Look, an adorable cloud with eyes! A adorable hill with eyes! Mario's adorable pendulous man-meat with eyes!") such seeming paroxysms are scarce incentive for some players to adopt their upcoming system. Conversely, Ubisoft's ZombiU may be the very launch title to skew this perception.
To seamlessly segue from talk of a corpulent Italian's ballsack to the more pertinent point (as we all must at times, naturellement), in the gallery above we've accrued fresh screens from the game. It's quite plain that in its fledgling state ZombiU pledges to honor its horror moniker. This dystopian perception of London looks just as foreboding as the Spencer Mansion or the bowels of the Ishimura, with an atmosphere so tangible you could take a slice from it to slowly savor with a wedge of Brie and a fine wine. If you're averse to such pretentious bastardry, cold beer and fresh footage from the game from attackofthefanboy will prove far more salubrious.
Images provided by Kotaku.
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