Late Night Fanboys, Submit a ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Movie Review and Win Fame and Fortune

The Dark Knight Rises premieres tonight at midnight E.S.T. (or maybe that's E.D.T., who really knows) and we want your early-ass review of the movie to run on our site tomorrow for all the normal non-crazy fanboys who didn't stay up past their parents restrictive curfew time to see the film.

So we're giving away a $25 Amazon Gift Card to the Egotastic! reader who writes the best review of the film. And, by best, we mean, freak our effin' minds with your literary cinephillic artistry of the bat persuasion. We're going to publish it on the site tomorrow live at noon P.S.T. right before our motley crew heads off to our appointed screening of Dark Knight.

The So Damn Simple Rules:

Write a 100 words or less review of The Dark Knight Rises.

Submit your review in the Facebook comments section at the bottom of this story page.

All reviews must be submitted by Friday 11:00am P.S.T..  We'll post the winner an hour later.

May the Force be With You. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman!