bill-swift - January 21, 2016
Dutch model and I believe now once more single and searching for love blonde veteran hottie Lara Stone took to the beaches in Sydney for a big Vogue photoshoot. Vogue is the height of the fashion world nods, so this is kind of an honor. Someday I'd like to call the world's most alluring models and tell them they landed the cover of Uncle Bill's Playpen magazine and hear them scream in joy on the other end of the line. Maybe two more years or so.
Lara was decked out in a bikini and various swimsuits and laid out across the beach and sand in rather uncomfortable looking positions which is the very nature of fashion modeling. Smile and pretend this expensive thing makes you happy. I try to look beyond all of that superficiality to the real woman beneath. I mean, literally, the real naked women under the clothes. Lara Stone, you can sexy bomb my beach any time you like. I'll order the sand. You bring the bikinis. I don't know much Dutch but I can swear a little. Just pretend I'm saying those things, but with a nice meaning. Enjoy.
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