Lance Armstrong Confesses to Oprah In Our Latest Egotastic! Doll House Theater (VIDEO)

It's really quite astounding to see how far perhaps my greatest public celebrity has fallen these days. No, not Lance Armstrong. Oprah Winfrey, and her struggling OWN network which was based on the fact that people want a whole bunch more of what Oprah loves, minus the one thing people did love, Oprah's inane talk show where she gave away cars and slippers. Alas.

But, this past week Oprah did score big time with Lance Armstrong prostrating himself before the big 'O' and coming clean on his use of a performance enhancing drug, or three, in an apology nobody really cared to believe or really give a flying eff about. Still, it caught the eye of our own Jack Tomas who turned it into the latest edition of Egotastic! Doll House Theater. Check it out.