Lais Ribeiro Drip Dry Swimsuit Hotness for Elle

Lais Ribeiro is another helpful reminder that Brazil is destined to be my future home when I retire and intend to surround myself with beautiful beach babes and friendly drug lords who can get me the good cigars. Lais doesn't really even seem to be trying all that hard to look so desperately smoking hot in her one-piece swimsuits on the pages of Elle magazine.

I'm not sure when that sandy bare butt thing became in pictorial vogue once more, but I'm certainly glad it's back. I love a messy thumper on a sultry hot woman. They call me, The Cleaner. No hands. Enjoy.