aldo-vallon - December 28, 2018
I am having flashbacks to high school when everyone went to the beach. Just like it happened back then, I wasn’t invited to this beach party either.
It seems like every hottie spent the holiday at the beach this year. I am not sure why I am so surprised by that. Hotties seem to spend a large portion of their time at the beach, so it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to waste prime beach time in doors with family members. The days around Christmas probably lead to the beach being barren of people.
The rogue beach goer would only need to share it with Asian tourists, and even they might be scared away thinking a tsunami is on the way. I am not normally one to try and capitalize on natural disasters, but if it allows me to wade through waters with a marginally smaller amount of human urine in it then I will.
I also fully support anyone using a fake disaster to take advantage of things that I enjoy. Like, if they want to set my car on fire so that they can loot my apartment while I am distracted, that is fair game.
Photo Credit: MEGA