Lady Victoria Hervey’s Posh Purple Bikini

 Lady Victoria Hervey looks to have a body fat percentage of approximately negative one. It must be due to all that time spent out in the sun. She had better be careful not to overdue it or else she might end up looking like a raisin. If she knows an instrument she might be able to join the California Raisins Band. I have heard there is dissension among the bandmates, so there might be an opening pretty soon.

Being the rebellious American that I am, I find it difficult to refer to anyone by the title of an aristocrat. Due to this I will hereby be calling her Miss Lady Victoria Hervey. Take that, aristocracy.

The resemblance I see to Ashley Tisdale makes me think something fishy was going on in the Hervey bloodline. I would love to make the accusation that Ashley is Victoria's illegitimate child, but the nine year age difference makes that less likely. That is why I will make the unfounded accusation that Ashley is a clone that was made for organ harvesting. For Ashley's sake, and the sake of my eyes, I hope that day never comes.       

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