Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini In Ischia

According to Wikipedia, Lady Victoria Hervey is a "former It Girl," which proves my point that you can't trust anything you read on Wikipedia. I mean, just look at these pictures of the English socialite lounging on the beach in Ischia... Does that look like anything like a "former" It Girl to you? That's as "It" as "It" gets. Just look at her amazing body and tell me she no longer has "It."

There's another interesting thing on her Wikipedia page which explains her lineage and how she gets to call herself "Lady" Victoria Hervey. Check this out...

She is the daughter of The 6th Marquess of Bristol, half-sister of The 7th Marquess of Bristol and sister of both The 8th Marquess of Bristol and Lady Isabella Hervey.

Man, the Brits have got some crazy titles going on. I can't even remotely follow any of that or what it means, but I do know that were I so inclined as to attempt to lay pipe in Lady Victoria, I'd probably have to be a Lord or an Earl of some sort. Perhaps even the Duke of Earl or the Lord of Ladies. I dunno, I do really want a title, but who knows what I'd have to do to earn one. Whatever it is, it's probably not worth it. 

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